Note to the Reader: the following script is a work of fiction in the tradition of C.S. Lewis, Douglas Adams, & George Orwell. These intercepted transmissions within the “663 to Stan” Series, are extensions of the upcoming novel from Author, Daniel Louis Crumpton. Enjoy the naked character development, within the Memory Palace you have entered freely, and of your own will.
TO: Stan
FROM: Agent 663
RE: Operation No King’s Day – Final Observations
DATE: June 14th, 9:05 PM EST
Stan,
Reporting back to you on my observations of “Operation No King’s Day” while its fresh in my noggin. First of all, I gotta say; this went off without a hitch. Brilliant idea, as usual, Sir. As of 9:05 PM, EST on this 14th day of June, tech-monkeys across the corporation of the United States did in fact gather large numbers in major cities and rural towns alike to mutually reassure each other that Donald Trump is an asshole. Whereas the skin that I am currently in had an early morning impulse to attend the local “No King’s Day” protest in my jurisdiction, my better reasoning got ahold of me and instead I remained snuggled up with my Schnoodle, under a cozy weighted blanket with the AC on 58 degrees while he and I finished binge watching the latest Star Trek series. Which proved to be time, better spent. As predicted, none of the protests anywhere in the fictional, corporation resulted in the removal or arrest of Donald Trump, nor a hair being harmed on his disgusting chinny, chin, chin.
Today came. Today shall pass and as expected the bloviating cancer these tech monkeys created in the form of Donald Trump will still be their CEO tomorrow. Right along with all the other degenerate cartoon characters of his cowboy-circus cabinet. And our projections still show that 92.5% of all the protestors will still clock into work on Monday, in their subsidiary departments of the corporation, and willingly, knowingly, voluntarily continue to pay taxes that fund all the horrible, terrible, no good things they just protested. Their withholdings put in the pockets of the people they stood in the rain to revile. Accounting is quite confident, the masses of protesters will feel real nice, patriotic, and as if they did something for the rest of the evening; but will be right back at the repetition compulsion of misery, anger, and hopelessness when it dawns on them that they didn’t.
At least, they didn’t do much in the way of what they were probably hoping for, which might have been…I dunno…resolving the goddamn problem. What they did do quite effectively is feed the egregore, energy syphoning department some phenomenal numbers which are sure to end the day for us in the black, Sir. All that random energy of hate, disgust, anger, vitriol, and of negativity in general yielded the vampiric Sorcerers behind the curtain of the simulacra quite the surplus in harvest but one thing is for sure; Donald Trump is still their Temu antichrist. And the show will keep on going after “No King’s Day” as the amount of dopamine received by those attending the protests has convinced the masses that they accomplished something.
While it should’ve been apparent and obvious to the tech-monkeys that with the sheer numbers they generated for our energy harvesting operation, they could simply go to the District of Columbia and remove the maniacs bringing them to the brink of extinction & World War 3; they predictably chose to chant about saving “democracy” and are crossing their fingers for future elections. As I know you get a big chuckle out of the homo-sapiens condition of cognitive dissonance, I’ll be transmitting several videos of these nit-wits advocating for further “mob rule” elections across the corporation later this evening. You would think, Sir, that they would be able to see beyond the illusion of choice by now, but then again if the protestant reformation didn’t wake them up to this little trick I suppose a two party system isn’t gonna stand out much either. Their cries to save “democracy” is akin to protesting cancer to spare the tumor.
On another note, the military parade for Trump’s birthday party being an absolute wash was a particularly nice touch. The tech-monkeys are posting tons of tik tok’s about it now, with repeated commentary on how empty and tonka truck it looked. They are giggling quite a bit about how incompetent it makes the administration look, in light of the swarms that showed up to hate on it. But still it won’t be enough prima facia evidence that they, the people, could simply end all this lunacy at any moment if they actually wanted to.
Which goes to reaffirm all the data we have on this species that they in fact don’t want to put an end to it. They just don’t want all the horror, genocide, slavery, & human trafficking they have funded and been complicit with (actively & apathetically) around the world for all this time showing up on their front steps, so they have to look at it directly. Another fact which affirmed itself when half of the tech-monkey mob preferred Kamala Harris and the left wing illusion of choice that still would have facilitated genocide in Gaza also. Yeah Sir, these primates with phones smarter than they are still believe that voting for the lesser of two evils is somehow not a seed sown which will force them all to reap evil, either way.
So, Sir, while our energy harvesting department is more than satisfied with the amazing results from “Operation No King’s Day”, the tech-monkeys themselves will still go about their daily lives of funding, maintaining, and facilitating their own slavery and impending extinction, as we discussed in the last board meeting. They will buy their Starbucks. They will purchase from box stores. They will continue selling their data to social media and none of them will see the irony of screaming “no kings” while even today they have yet to stop bending the knee to the system itself. For fuck’s sake, they even got permission slips from their local subsidiaries to mass virtue signal so they wouldn’t get tear gassed or beaten while making themselves feel good. They comfort themselves by calling it “peaceful protesting” but shy away from its naked, truthful description of “loud & slightly annoying obedience with a permit”.
For these reasons, Sir, I believe Bob’s timeline on their extinction and annihilation is spot on. I see no reason why we should postpone World War 3 and a total reboot of the planet. For the best of them believe they are experiencing late stage capitalism, and are not even prepared to accept the truth that its actually late stage homo-sapian. Give talking primates a Facebook page and they think they are evolved. Too funny.
As Donald Trump will still be their CEO tomorrow, further energy spikes will continue in the masses moving forward, so we, their secret overlords can squeeze out the last, usable bit of loosh they produce before we place humanity in perpetual file 13. Looking forward to your next inspection, Sir. Agent 663, out.
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